He is flabby, losing hair except on his back, has few teeth and man boobs down to his belly. But then not sure which is which anymore...har!

She has a turkey neck, buck teeth, and hair on the top of her feet. Got Lady Schick? We can't afford it! But the tweezers work well sometimes.

We chew tobacco, drink cheap wine, and a shotgun sits beside the beer cooler on the porch, while the hound dog slobbers every where in the trailer. Although, we do put him out when company comes a callin'. So we're cool.

Killing ourselves here! But seriously folks...in our best stand-up voice...

She's got it all: really fun, attractive, gorgeous breasts, curves everywhere, Brazilian below, tastes absolutely delicious, truly multi-orgasmic, intelligent and informed, adores women, all that and a bag of chips...ha.

He is good-looking, in shape, trimmed, and always puts a lady's pleasure before his because he just can't get it up...as if. He knows those special places a woman fantasizes about (think sideways motion - is he the only one who does that?). He may be average, but we have rules about making a woman explode!

The times we've been with other women, it was never rushed, plus, we now have some board games just to have fun and see where it will lead. So no expectations. It can lead to major intimacy or just silly fun while listening to music. Your choice.

So where ARE the couples who claim to want to be friends first? We've been running around in circles chasing our own tails (not that's so bad...ha!) and yet to meet anyone who were what they claimed. We know you're out there!

To quote an often abused term here, we actually ARE a "fun loving normal couple". Don't take our word for it - ask our shrink.

BTW, the photo of the blonde on our profile page is actually her with a wig doing a little role play for her man. It was fun!

Also, any fit men close to meet with us? She's ready for that next step (oral only). Let's pretend we casually meet at a bar. Take a chance?

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My Ideal Person: Ideal person? We're thinking that would be us! Har!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
What can we say? It's all about meeting a lovely woman in a nightclub or restaurant and inviting her over
to have a drink.

We talk and start
to flirt. Our lady leans over and gives her a quick kiss and she responds in kind. The other lady
reaches under the table to fondle the guy at the same time,
then we pull back and look at each other and know it's time to leave.


We'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.
Think back at home, with ladies pulling the dresses up...and
looking at each other while the man stands there in awe and
anticipation.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
How perverse.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Uh, I don't understand. Sexual partner?

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
He nor she fantasizes about celebrities. We prefer real
women.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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